1.) 2 scouts

Scout 1: Runs out screaming, "They're on me! They're on me!"
Scout 2: "What's on you?"
Scout 1: "My clothes"

2.) 2 scouts

Scout 1: walks out on stage holding a stick in the air
Scout 2: "What are you doing?"
Scout 1: "This is a stick-up"

3.) 2 scouts

Scout 1: walks out poking a stick in the ground randomly
Scout 2: "What are you doing?"
Scout 1: "I'm sticking around"

4.) 2 scouts

Scout 1: "Runs out yelling, They're after me,! They're after me!"
Scout 2: "What's after you?"
Scout 1: "The squirrels are after me"
Scout 2: "Why do you say that?"
Scout 1: "They think I'm nuts!"

5.) 2 Scouts

Scout 1: "Runs out, the aliens are after me, Scotty, beam me aboard!"
Scout 2: Throws a board out onto the stage

Contributed by Matt Kopp

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