The Magic Doctor's Chair
Pay close attention here.
Need: 5 scouts (1 as doctor, 4 patients). Two chairs.
Scene begins with doctor sitting on one of the chairs.
First patient enters twitching their left arm.
DOCTOR: "And what's wrong with you sir?"
Patient 1: "As you can see doctor I have this terrible twitch"
DOCTOR: "Just sit on my magic chair and you'll get better"
The patient sits on the chair and stops twitching, but the doctor's left arm
Patient 1: "Oh thank you doctor. you cured me"
The patient leaves, the doctor still twitching calls for the next patient.
DOCTOR: " Next "...... "And what's wrong with you
This patient has the hiccups. The process of sitting in the chair is
repeated. The doctor now has a twitch and the hiccups.
The third patient is called in, both his legs keep flicking in the air. The
process is again repeated so that the doctor now has a twitching arm the
hiccups and both legs flicking in the air.
The doctor now calls patient four. This patient looks quite normal, enters
and sits in the magic chair.
DOCTOR: "And what may I ask is wrong with you sir?"
Patient 4: "I've got a terrible case of the runs doctor"
The doctor runs off the stage holding his stomach.
Note: For an English group use "trots". Trots is English slang for can"t
stop going to the toilet