The Dead Body
Here's a quick laugh
Need: 2 scouts, one will lie down as if dead
Scene: One person lying on the ground, dead.
Another enters, sees him, runs for the telephone and dials 911.
Panicking and gasping he says: "Hello 911, there's a dead person here...
Where? .... Uh, (looking for a sign)
"I'm at Montgomery and Westchester..."
"Spell it!?... Uh, M-o-t-n... Uh, M-o-t-g,," (confused),
"Just a minute, I'll drag him over to King and Elm !"
International Note: 911 is an all purpose emergency number
used in the United States. In other countries you can simply
substitute the Police or any emergency authority.