The Dead Body

Here's a quick laugh

Need: 2 scouts, one will lie down as if dead

Scene: One person lying on the ground, dead.

Another enters, sees him, runs for the telephone and dials 911.

Panicking and gasping he says: "Hello 911, there's a dead person here...

Where? .... Uh, (looking for a sign)

"I'm at Montgomery and Westchester..."

"Spell it!?... Uh, M-o-t-n... Uh, M-o-t-g,," (confused),

"Just a minute, I'll drag him over to King and Elm !"

International Note: 911 is an all purpose emergency number used in the United States. In other countries you can simply substitute the Police or any emergency authority.

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