STUNTS AND APPLAUSES

APPLAUSES & CHEERS

Longhorn Council

Invention Cheer:         I’ve made it, I’ve made it.  Don’t know what it is, but I’ve made it!

Magic Cheer:              Put hand up sleeve then pull it out and shout “Sha-zam”!

Mad Scientist Cheer:   Hold an imaginary test tube up in one hand and pour into it with the other hand.  Shake it then shout “BOOM”! Then say – “That was exciting!”

Great Salt Lake Council

Ben Franklin Cheer

Hold both hands out in front of you as if flying a kite. Jerk back suddenly while saying, "Zap, Zap, Zap."(Lightning).  That was enlightening!

RUN ONS

WHAT WATT?

Great Salt Lake Council

Shopper:   Have you any four-volt, two-watt bulbs?

Clerk:      For what?

Shopper:   No, four-volt, two-watt.

Clerk:      Two what?

Shopper:   Yes!

Clerk:      No.

Baltimore Area Council

Teacher:    What is the formula for water?
Jimmy:     H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher:    That’s not the formula I gave you.
Jimmy:     You said H to O.

Moby:      Have you ever seen a fish cry?
Dick:        No, But I’ve ‘seen a whale blubber.

JOKES & RIDDLES

Great Salt Lake Council

1.     Why did Benjamin Franklin discover electricity?
          He couldn’t use his electric blanket without it.

2.     How surprised was Benjamin Franklin when lightening hit the key on his kite.        He found it shocking.

3.     Why does lightening strike people?
                     It doesn’t know how to conduct itself.

4.     Did you hear about the mad scientist who crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker?           When the pigeon
         delivers the message he can knock on the door.

5.     He also crossed a turkey with a centipede.
            On Thanksgiving everybody gets a drumstick

Baltimore Area Council

Q: Why does a chicken lay an egg?

                        A: If she dropped it, it would break.

Q: Why are playing cards like wolves?

                                 A: They both come in Packs.

Q: What has one foot on each side and another foot in the middle?        A: A yard stick.

Q: What can you hold without touching it?

                                            Answer: Your breath.

Q: Why is your heart-like a policeman?

                            Answer: If follows a regular beat.

Q: How do you write to a fish?

                                Answer: Just drop him a line.