STUNTS & APPLAUSES
Cheers and Applauses
SNJC Pow Wow Book
Hike the Mountain
Applause: March in place. Begin with head erect, shoulders back and a
steady step. As mountain becomes steeper, slow down the march and bend forward
as if straining to continue the hike. At the top, collapse back in your seat,
wipe your brow with sleeve, and sigh, "We made it."
Giant Beehive Cheer: Tell the group to buzz like a bee. When your hand is
raised, the volume should increase. When you lower your hand the volume should
decrease. Practice this at various levels.
Flower Applause: Like
a flower blooming, raise part way up in chair, look around, then stand up
quickly, yelling, "Sprooooing".
Water Sprinkler Yell:
Make the sound of the water sprinkler, "Chee, Chee, Chee, Swissssssssssh!"
Firecracker: Strike a
match on the leg, light the firecracker, make noise like fuse "sssss", then
yell loudly "BANG!!"
Clean Air Applause:
Take in as much air as you can through your nose, hold it, then exhale and
say, “Ahhhhhhh!!” (from SCCC Pow Wow Book)
Jokes and Riddles
What kind of shoes are made out of banana skins?
Why should watermelon be a good name for a newspaper?
- Because we're sure
it is red on the inside.
Why is it that when you are looking for something you
always find it in the last place you look?
- Because you always
stop looking when you find it.
I am something that can run but can't walk. What am I?
What people cool the stars?
- Movie fans
If you have only one match and you walked into a room
where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove,
which one would you light first?
- The match
How far can a dog run into the woods?
- Halfway, because
after that he's running out.
Cross crossings cautiously.
Willey Wite and his wife
went to Windsor and West Wickham von Wistun on Wednesday.
Bring back that black brick
with the big brittle bric-a-brac.
How many shoes would the
sunshine if the sunshine could shine shoes.
Santa Clara County Council
Cub #1: Why do bees hum?
Cub #2: Because they don’t
know the words.
Cub #1: What kind of gum do bees chew?
Cub #2: Bumble gum.
Cub #1: What did the bee say to the flower?
Cub #2: “Hello, honey!”
Cub #1: What do you get if you cross an insect
and a rabbit?
Cub #2: Bugs Bunny.