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Baloo's Bugle

February Cub Scout Roundtable Issue

Volume 7, Issue 7

Man's Best Friend
Webelos Athlete & Engineer
Tiger Big Ideas 12 & 13



Trapper Trails Council


Annoucer--We interuppt this program for a spot announcement.
Dog--(offstage)  Arf, arf, arf.
Announcer--Thank you, Spot.


Den Leader Donald's Poodle
One day Den Leader Donald was teaching his Cub Scouts how to trim a French poodle's coat, when he accidentally cut-off it's tail.  How did Den Leader Donald fix his poodle.

--He brought it to a re-tail store.



Dog breeds that didn't make it


Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador= Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by, oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end


Heart of America Council


Thumbs Up
Hold out a hand at arms length, make a fist with the thumb up. For variation add, “GREAT JOB!”

Big Dog
Stand and give a loud “Roof!, Roof!, Roof!” three times.


Knock, knocks

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Goat Who?

Goat to the door and find out.


Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Yahoo who?

Yahoo Mountain Dew!




What kind of dog washes clothes?

A laundermutt


What kind of market does a dog hate?

A flea market.


Who brings dogs their presents at Christmas?

Santa Paws


What does a dog say when it gets sick?

Barf, barf


How are dogcatchers paid?

By the pound


What dog bakes cakes?

Betty Cocker


What would you get if you crossed a pit bull with Lassie?

A dog that bites your leg off and then runs for help.


How does a flea get from place to place?

By itch-hiking.


What is a little dog’s favorite drink?



What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?

A watch dog


Heart of America Council

Cub 1: (Unhappy with a sad look on his face) I lost my dog.

Cub 2: That’s too bad. Why don’t you put an ad

in the paper.

Cub 1: That’s silly, my dog can’t read!


Cub 1: I’ve got a slow dog.

Cub 2: How can you tell?

Cub 1: This morning he brought me yesterday’s


Cub 1: I finally trained my dog not to beg at the table.

Cub 2: How did you do that?

Cub 1: I let him taste my cooking.


Cat’s Meow: You’re the cats MeeeOOOW!!


Flea Flip: Flick your middle fingernail with your thumbnail!


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