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February Cub Scout Roundtable Issue
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Volume 7, Issue 7
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Man's Best Friend
Webelos Athlete & Engineer
Tiger Big Ideas 12 & 13
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STUNTS
& APPLAUSES
Trapper
Trails Council
Annoucer--We
interuppt this program for a spot announcement.
Dog--(offstage)
Arf, arf, arf.
Announcer--Thank you, Spot.
Den
Leader Donald's Poodle
One day Den Leader Donald was
teaching his Cub Scouts how to trim a French poodle's coat, when he
accidentally cut-off it's tail.
How did Den Leader Donald fix his poodle.
--He
brought it to a re-tail store.
Run-Ons
Dog breeds that didn't make it
Unknown
Collie
+ Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz
+ Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Bloodhound
+ Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
Pointer
+ Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry
Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great
Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese
+ Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish
Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and
clean as a whistle
Labrador
Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of
research scientists
Newfoundland
+ Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier
+ Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound
+ Labrador= Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute
+ Pointer = Moot Point, owned by, oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie
+ Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound
+ Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Heart
of America Council
Thumbs
Up
Hold out a hand at arms length, make a fist with the thumb up. For variation
add, “GREAT JOB!”
Big
Dog
Stand and give a loud “Roof!,
Roof!, Roof!” three times.
Knock,
knocks
Knock,
Knock
Who’s
there?
Goat
Goat Who?
Goat
to the door and find out.
Knock,
Knock
Who’s
there?
Yahoo!
Yahoo
who?
Yahoo
Mountain Dew!
Riddles
What
kind of dog washes clothes?
A
laundermutt
What
kind of market does a dog hate?
A
flea market.
Who
brings dogs their presents at Christmas?
Santa
Paws
What
does a dog say when it gets sick?
Barf,
barf
How
are dogcatchers paid?
By
the pound
What
dog bakes cakes?
Betty
Cocker
What
would you get if you crossed a pit bull with Lassie?
A
dog that bites your leg off and then runs for help.
How
does a flea get from place to place?
By
itch-hiking.
What
is a little dog’s favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
What
goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
A
watch dog
Run-Ons
Heart
of America Council
Cub
1: (Unhappy with a sad look on his
face) I lost my dog.
Cub
2: That’s too bad. Why don’t you
put an ad
in
the paper.
Cub
1: That’s silly, my dog can’t
read!
Cub
1: I’ve
got a slow dog.
Cub
2: How can you tell?
Cub
1: This morning he brought me
yesterday’s
newspaper.
Cub
1: I finally trained my dog not to
beg at the table.
Cub
2: How did you do that?
Cub
1: I let him taste my cooking.
Cheers
Cat’s
Meow: You’re the cats MeeeOOOW!!
Flea
Flip: Flick
your middle fingernail with your thumbnail!
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