February Cub Scout Roundtable Issue
Volume 7, Issue 7
Man's Best Friend
Webelos Athlete & Engineer
Tiger Big Ideas 12 & 13
interuppt this program for a spot announcement.
Arf, arf, arf.
Announcer--Thank you, Spot.
Leader Donald's Poodle
One day Den Leader Donald was
teaching his Cub Scouts how to trim a French poodle's coat, when he
accidentally cut-off it's tail.
How did Den Leader Donald fix his poodle.
brought it to a re-tail store.
Dog breeds that didn't make it
+ Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
+ Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
+ Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
+ Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
+ Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and
clean as a whistle
Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of
+ Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
+ Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
+ Labrador= Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
+ Pointer = Moot Point, owned by, oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
+ Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
+ Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
of America Council
Hold out a hand at arms length, make a fist with the thumb up. For variation
add, “GREAT JOB!”
Stand and give a loud “Roof!,
Roof!, Roof!” three times.
to the door and find out.
kind of dog washes clothes?
kind of market does a dog hate?
brings dogs their presents at Christmas?
does a dog say when it gets sick?
are dogcatchers paid?
dog bakes cakes?
would you get if you crossed a pit bull with Lassie?
dog that bites your leg off and then runs for help.
does a flea get from place to place?
is a little dog’s favorite drink?
goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
of America Council
1: (Unhappy with a sad look on his
face) I lost my dog.
2: That’s too bad. Why don’t you
put an ad
1: That’s silly, my dog can’t
got a slow dog.
2: How can you tell?
1: This morning he brought me
1: I finally trained my dog not to
beg at the table.
2: How did you do that?
1: I let him taste my cooking.
Meow: You’re the cats MeeeOOOW!!
your middle fingernail with your thumbnail!
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