Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To chase the chicken!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: "I have the people-pox!"
Q: Who tells the best chicken jokes?
A: Comedi-HENS!
Q: What figure is like a lost parrot?
A: A polygon!
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A: A bird that talks your ear off!
Q: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
A: Because he was chicken!
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they forgot the words!
Q: What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake?
A: A sing-a-long!
Q: Where does a 500-pound canary sit?
A: Anywhere it wants!
Q: How do you get down off of an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off a goose!
Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
A: In a HEN-velope!
Q: What does a duck like to eat with soup?
A: Quackers!
Q: Why did the owl say, "Tweet, tweet."?
A: Because he didn't give a hoot!
Q: What books did the owl like?
A: Hoot-dunits!
Q: What is a chick after it's 6 days old?
A: Seven days old!
Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
A: Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!
Q: Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
A: A re-tail store!
Q: What's yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings?
A: Two 500 pound canaries!
Q: Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: You give it medical tweetment!
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels (bay gulls)!
Q: What did the duck say after he went shopping?
A: "Put it on my bill!"
Q: Which animal grows down?
A: A goose!
Q: Did you hear the story about the peacock?
A: No, but I heard it's a beautiful tale (tail)!
Q: What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
A: A crane!
Q: What's noisier than a whooping crane?
A: A trumpeter swan!
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break!
Q: What bird is with you at every meal?
A: A swallow!
Q: What's smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From scratch!
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: What key won't open any door?
A: A turkey!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost beef!
Q: What bird is always sad?
A: A blue jay!
Q: When your pet bird sees you sitting there reading the newspaper, do think that he’s wondering why you’re staring at carpeting?
Q: Did you know that there is only one bird that can fly backwards? The Hummingbird.
