STUNTS
AND APPLAUSES
CHEERS
Southern NJ Council
Turkey 1 - Say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble," then
rub stomach and say, "Yum, yum."
Turkey 2 - Put hands under armpits to make
wings, flap wings and yell, "Gobble, gobble, gobble."
Sword - Pretend to have a sword in your hand. Swing
it across your body three times saying, “Swish, swish, swish!”
Cheese grater - Act as if your are grating cheese
and say “Great, great, great, great!”
Palm Tree - Stand like a tree with palms up.
Connecticut Rivers Council
Bouncing Ball: Using a golf ball (preferably) Have
the group yell 'Pow' every time the ball hits the floor when dropped initially
from an outstretched hand above the head, or thrown up.
Cheese Grater: Act as if your are grating cheese and
say "Great, great, great, great!"
Friendship Applause: Have your neighbor put his left
hand out to his side, and you clap it with your right hand; meanwhile you are
also holding out your left hand and your other neighbor is clapping with his
right hand, etc.
Good Citizen: "Give yourself a pat on the back."
The Mayflower Applause: Wave hands back and forth
way above hand as if they were sails on a ship while saying "Shosh, Shoosh"
Pilgrim cheer: Turn to your neighbor to your left;
shake hands once while saying Thank You. Turn to your right and do the same, now
turn to the person to whom the cheer is intended, hold out your hand as if to
shake hands and say thank you.
RIDDLES
Southern NJ Council
Why was the turkey the drummer in the
band?
Because he had drumsticks!
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to
America in the spring?
Because April showers bring mayflowers!
What key has legs and can't open
doors?
Turkey!
If April
showers bring Mayflowers what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims!
RUN ONS
The Stamp Collector
Connecticut Rivers Council
Billy, a nine year old, took up the
hobby of collecting stamps. He was very enthusiastic about it until one day his
neighbor’s kid saw his impressive collection and took up the hobby.
Billy complained to his Dad: "I don't
want to collect stamps anymore! Andy has every stamp that I have!"
"Don't be stupid, son", his dad said.
"Don't you know that imitation is the best form of philately."
Southern NJ Council
Cub enters Singing – “Soap.. . soap. .
soap”
Cubmaster asks – “What are you doing?”
Cub
replies – “Oh, just singing a few bars!”
Baltimore Area Council
1st Cub: I was going to get you a
pocket calculator for your birthday.
2nd Cub: How thoughtful of you.
1st Cub: But I changed my mind. I thought you
already knew how many pockets you had.
Stick Stunt
Southern NJ Council
Boy: (Comes on stage with stick in his
hand. He puts the point of the stick down on the floor, picks it up, puts it
down in another place.)
Leader: What are you doing?
Boy: Oh, I’m just sticking around.
Trapper Trails Council
Knock, Knock
Who’s there’?
Would he
Would he who?
Woody
Woodpecker (do Woody Woodpecker call)
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to
me if you can
Knock, knock
Who’s there’?
Thistle
Thistle, who?
Thistle,
be the last Knock, knock joke.
STUNTS
If Dr. Seuss Were In Technical Writing...
Connecticut Rivers Council
Try saying this aloud to those
at your Pack Meeting –
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket
on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of
the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an
error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item
followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your
window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this? What a shame sir!
We'll find you Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table
at your house,
Says the network is connected to the
button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the
printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by
the side effects of gauss, So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out
with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting
sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, Then
you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off
the computer and be sure to tell your mom!!
