A compilation of the Announcement Song
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
A horrible way to die, a horrible way to die,
A horrible way to start the day,
A horrible way to die.
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
What a terrible way to die,
What a terrible way to die,
What a terrible death, to be talked to death.
What a terrible way to die.
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(Frere' Jauque)
Words of wisdom, words of wisdom,
We don't need, we don't need,
Stupid words of wisdom, stupid words of wisdom,
Dumb, dumb, dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(How Dry I Am)
We sold our cow, moo.
We sold our cow, moo.
We have no use for your bull now
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(London Bridge)
Make the announcements short and sweet,
Short and sweet,
Short and sweet.
Make the announcements short and sweet,
They're so BORING!
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(Ever Seen a Windmill)
Have you ever seen a windbag,
A windbag, a windbag,
Have you ever seen a windbag.
Well there's one right now.
Swings this way and that way,
Swings this way and that way,
Have you ever seen a windbag,
Well there's one RIGHT NOW!
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(Freres Jaques)
Words of wisdom,
Words of wisdom.
Here they come,
Here they come.
Boring words of wisdom,
Boring words of wisdom.
Dum, dum, dum,
Dum, dum, dum.
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor)
What do you do with a program director?
What do you do with a program director?
What do you do with a program director,
Early in the morning.
Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie!
Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie!
Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie,
Early in the morning!
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(How Dry I Am)
We found our cow, moo.
We found our cow, moo.
We have use for your bull now.
Announcements, announcements, announcements.
(London Bridge)
Make the Announcements short and sweet,
short and sweet, short and sweet;
Make the Announcements short and sweet,
they're so. . .(shout). . .BORING!
Announcements, announcements, announcements
Row Row Row your Boat
Gently down the stream
throw the announcements overboard and listen to them scream
Announcements, announcements, announcements
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream.
Ha Ha! Fooled you,
I'm a submarine.
Announcements, announcements, announcements
When you're up, you're up
And when you're down, you're down.
And when you're only halfway up
You're also halfway down.
Announcements, announcements, announcements
Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised.
Old McDonald had a farm
He couldn't believe his eyes.
Announcements, announcements, announcements
( A slow tempo verse)
I was a farmer, I had some cows. I had some chickens, and great
big sows.
The sows said "Oink, oink". The chicks went "Cluck
cluck".
But the cows said "Run fast! Here comes the bull!"
Announcements, announcements, announcements
The man stood up to talk. He talked real long and hard.
He talked so long that I wrote this song,
On the lid of a can of lard!
Now lard is used to cook,
And words they make a book.
But if this guy keeps talking up a storm,
We'll be awake no more!
Announcements, announcements, announcements
We've got a silly cheer, that you've just got to hear!
It makes no sense we're sure you know,
The announcements have to GO!
Announcements, announcements, announcements
Speak Freak
Talk Joc
Rap Sap
So what's the point
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