Personnel: 3 Cub Scouts
Equipment: 1 Cub is
dressed neatly in athletic clothes, the other two dressed sloppily, looking
(Drags on stage, looking tired, bored, and meets sharp, clean CUB 2)
Boy, am I tired. I wish I could be in shape. Iím so weak I donít know what
I have something that will get you into shape physically and mentally. Take
the first step into my program and into shape by stepping over this line.
(Steps over line and becomes very bright, alert , athletic.)
( Walks in dragging, tired and meets l and 2.) Iím so bored.
I have done everything there is and nothing is left. I miss the challenges.
I have something that will challenge you, train you, coach you and develop you
both physically and mentally. Just step over this line!
(Steps over line and becomes very bright, alert, athletic.)
Cubs 1 &
3: (together) What is this program we stepped into that
gives us energy, strength, challenges and fun?
Cub 2: (Holds up sign reading "CUB SCOUTING") It is a
mental and physical fitness program... CUB SCOUTING!!!!
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The secret to success with this series of quickies is to
keep them moving along. You can have one doctor and different patients, or, in
a large pack or den, have several doctors and patients.
Cub: Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a set of drapes.
Doc: Pull yourself
Cub: Doctor! Doctor! Am I going to die?
Doc: That's the last
thing you'll do.
Cub: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me.
Cub: Doctor! Doctor! My back feels like a deck of
Doc: I'll deal with
Cub: Doctor! Doctor! What's wrong with me?
Doc: Have you had this before?
Doc: Well, you've got
Cub: Doctor! Doctor! I've got insomnia.
Doc: Don't lose any
sleep over it!
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The first cub comes out walking around, suddenly grabs
his chest and falls to the ground.
Two other scouts come out and see the scout on the
ground. They rush to his aid and begin CPR (adjust head, feel for pulse, then
begin FAKE compressions).
The other scout counts. After about two sets, the scout
counting yells ďswitch.Ē
Suddenly the scout on the
ground gets up, one of the other scouts lies down, and they begin again to
This is a good general purpose skit but make sure the Den practices and
hams up the worry. And please, donít let it become a monthly feature. CD
Cub #1 Oh, no! (Play this up. Lots of
motions, hand wringing, worry is evident)
Cub #2 What's the matter?
Cub #1 (whispers to Cub #2) No one
Cub #2 Oh, no!
Cub #3 What's the matter?
Cub #2 (whispers to Cub #3). No one
Cub #3 Oh, no!
continues until everyone has a turn.
to last Scout Oh, no!
Scout What's the matter?
to last Scout (Whispers loud enough for everyone to hear) We
don't have a skit!