STUNTS & APPLAUSES
Apollo:
Shout: Countdown, 10 - 1!! BLASTOFF! Then with your hand gain orbit and even
out. Then say, "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP."
Blast-off:
Start counting backwards from 6 to 1. Bend the knees a little more on each
count until you are in a squatting position. Then, while saying, "BLAST OFF!",
just straight up in the air.
Sky
Rocket: Make a motion of striking a match on your pants, lean over to
light your rocket. Make a "SH, SH, SH" sound, point from the floor to the sky
as if you were following it in flight with your finger. CLAP hands and say
"BOOM" spread arms wide and say "AH____AH____AH".
Satellite:
Put your right hand over your head, making a circular motion with the right
hand, opening and closing the right fist, while saying "Gleep, Gleep, Gleep".
Variation: Begin with a countdown from 10, at zero, yell, "BLASTOFF!
stretch arm over head saying "Gleep, Gleep, Gleep" and turn around three
times.
Thank you Lorie for the following
The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see
it. What is it?
A coffin.
A child is born
in Boston, MA.,to parents who were both born in Boston, MA. The child is not
a U.S.
citizen. How is this possible?
The child was born
before 1776.
Before Mount
Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?
Mount Everest-it
just hadn't been discovered yet.
*Thank you Fred F. for
these run-ons*
How do you catch
a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch
a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
What do you call
boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What do you call
cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call
Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
What do you get
from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What do you get
when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What lies at the
bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why do gorillas
have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What kind of
coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
Why did Pilgrims'
pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
