STUNTS & APPLAUSES
Who’s there ?
Andy Green who?
Andy Green grass grows all around.
Where does a bird goes when it loses it’s tail?
To the retail store.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Sent by Fred in Atlanta
Subject: some thoughts
A good pun is its own reword
A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's
just kiln time.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
so they gave me the axe.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
Why are rivers so
poor when floods come?
Because the water washes away the banks
Why was the tornado
Because it was shoplifting
What is up in the
sky but not a cloud or a plane or a man?
What's worse than
raining cats and dogs???
Walk On (if someone is
dressed as the weather man): Postcard to Weather Bureau: "Sirs: I thought you
would be interested in knowing that I have just shoveled three feet of partly
cloudy from my front steps."
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