SONGS

Communication
(Tune: Alouette)
Circle 10 Council

Communication, suberp communication,
Communication, it’s the way to go

First you take a telephone

Never say you are alone.

Be polite, never fight,

OOOohhhh,

Refrain:

Communication, suberp communication,
Communication, it’s the way to go

Next you take a short email

Start with “Dear” it never fails

Subject line, then you sign.

Refrain:

Last you take an envelope,

Don’t forget the stamp, nope, Nope!

Mailman comes, then your done

OOOohhhh,

Refrain

Billboards
(Tune: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

York Adams Council

As I was walking down the street one dark and gloomy day

I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay

The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before

The wind and rain had done it's work and this it what I saw:

Kennel Ration Dog Food keeps your wife's complexion clear

Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar --

And Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the stars!"

"So take your next vacation in a brand new Fridgidaire --

Learn to play piano in your winter underwear --

Doctors say that babies should smoke until they are three

And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea!" (slowly)....in flow-thru tea bags

Commercial Mix-Up
(Tune: Farmer in the Dell)
York Adams Area Council)

Last night I watched TV, I saw my favorite show

I heard this strange commercial, and I can't believe it's so

Feed your dog Chiffon.  Comet cures the cold

Use S-O-S pads on your face to keep from looking old.

Mop your floors with Crest.  Use Crisco on your tile

Clean your teeth with Borateem, it leaves a shining

smile

For headaches take some Certs.  Use Tide to clean your face

And do shampoo with Elmer's Glue, it holds your  hair in place

Perhaps I am confused, I might not have it right

But one thing that I'm certain of, I'll watch TV tonight!