Abe Lincoln Cheer:
That was great! HONEST!
hands up like you're holding a telescope and shout "Land Ho".
Cheer: That was great. I cannot tell a lie.
Variation: Get out axe and
swing it at a tree while saying, "Chip, chop, chop, TIMBER!" then
yell, "WRONG TREE!"
Home Run: Simulate
swinging a bat, then shade your eyes with your hands and yell, "Thar she
Hot Dog with
Mustard: Get your hot dog and put it in a bun. Pick up the mustard bottle
and squeeze some mustard on the hot dog, then take a big bite and say,
Liberty Bell Yell: Ding,
Ding, Ding, Dong! Let freedom ring!
Cheer: Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Roosevelt !
What did Delaware
when Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey?
I don’t know. Alaska
What did Paul
Revere say at the end of his famous ride?
Dink: Do you know
what time it is?
Duff: Nome, I don’t
Dink: Alaska ‘nother person.
Sam Houston Area
Q: Why do hippies
study the stars?
A: Because they are so far out!
Q: What’s the
difference between constellations and Hollywood?
A: Nothing – in both the stars make the pictures!
Q: Where does the
Martian President live?
A: In the green house.