May Cub Scout Roundtable Issue
Volume 7, Issue 10
Webelos Traveler & Artist
Tiger Big Ideas 17
Gary Henda (MacScouter) shares this
If people from
Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why do we say
something is out of whack? What's a whack?
If a pig loses
its voice, is it disgruntled?
asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents
in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man
who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons
come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets
it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why are a wise
man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook
and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't 11
pronounced "onety one"?
is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are
disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can
be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree
surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and
UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea
employees take coffee breaks?
I was thinking
about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older,
are they're cramming for their final exam.
You never really
learn to swear until you learn to drive.
No one ever
says, "It's only a game", when their team is winning.
Ever wonder what
the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If a cow
laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Simon Kenton Council
Pucker up lips like you are going to kiss and make kissing sound.
With pointer finger in front ofyour lips, slowly turn head from right to
left while making "CII, CII. CH" noise. Then, move head quickly
from left to right making a p-p-p-p sound.
Rise and raise arms above head then sit back down, as done at
Boat: Pull on starter cord a few times while fluttering tongue on roof
of mouth. Then start the sound
of a motor boat.
Circle 10 Council
Applause: Like a flower blooming, raise part way up in chair, look
around, then stand up
Sprinkler Yell:Make the sound of the water
sprinkler, “Chee, Chee, Chee, Swissssssssssh!”
Northwest Suburban Council
Brook Cheer - “Babble, babble, babble”
Applause - Start by gently patting knees alternately to simulate light
rain falling. Increase the
noise by switching to hand clapping as the storm reaches its height.
With a hand signal, have everyone shout “Boom!” to represent
thunder. Gradually decrease the
hand clapping and then pat the knees as the storm
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