STUNTS AND APPLAUSES
Cheers
Circle Ten Council
TEXAS DESERT APPLAUSE
- Yucca, yucca, yucca...
TEXAS (or New Jersey or
Louisiana,
) OIL REFINERY APPLAUSE -
Crude, crude, crude...
HOW WITH A SOUTHERN
EXPOSURE YELL - How, How, How, You'all!
TEXAS WELCOME -
HOOOW DDDDEEE PARRRD!!
TEXAS HOW -
How! How! Howdy pardner!
WESTERN HOW -
Stamp feet three times,
slap knees three times,
whip hand around head three
times, and yell "YIPPI-I-A."
BUFFALO BONZO YELL (For a
'corny' skit)
Bonzo
Buffalo bonzo
Buffalo buffalo bonzo
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo !
Southern NJ Council
SOUTH (JERSEY) WATERMELON
CHEER Do typical watermelon Cheer,
end it with a YALL
Great Salt Lake Council
GREAT SALT LAKE:
Pretend to go swimming there. As you get in water, it is cold, so say "'Ouch,
ouch, ouch!" Then float along without sinking, and say "Ahhhhh!'"
THE BEST WINTER OLYMPICS ANYONE EVER HAD:
Everyone pat yourselves on the back.
BIG COTTONWOOD CANYON SKIING:
Put on skies, ride up lift, take off, straight down, fall with a huge clap and
slide down the mountain in a tangle of skies, bindings, arms, and legs. Get up
unhurt and say, "That was fun!"
Connecticut Rivers Council
CONNECTICUT CHEER
Shout Connecticut three times, clap three times, repeat three times
There are
obviously a few of these that are convertible to any state or any ski area.
CD
RIDDLES
Circle Ten Council
Q: Why did the Texan buy a
dachshund?
A: Because all the other
cowboys were saying, Get a-long little doggie!
Q: - How many Cub Scout Leaders does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: - 12
·
One to call a planning meeting,
·
One to call everyone to find a date when everyone can get
together,
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One to conduct the meeting,
·
One to make an announcement about the planned light bulb
changing,
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One to lead a song,
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One to write a skit about light bulbs,
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One to screw it in,
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Two to do a run-on,
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One to lead a cheer for a job well done,
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One to bring refreshments,
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And one to buy patches for everyone who participated!
