SKITS
The Mugging
Crossroads of America Council
Personnel: Five
Cubs; two muggers, two policemen and one victim.
The
two muggers entering the stage talking and the victim enters from the other
side and walks past the other two.
Mugger 1: The
next person we meet we are going to mug!
Mugger 2: Sure
hope he has a lot of money, because we are broke!
(As
the victim walks past, the two muggers struggle with the victim until all are
exhausted and fall to the floor.)
Mugger 1: Looks
at his hand and says 30 cents, only 30 cents?
Mugger 2: You
fought really hard for 30 cents, why?
Victim: Oh no! I
thought you found the $100 bill in my shoe!
The muggers start to mug
the victim again but the two policemen enter and arrest the two muggers. All
exit pretending to go to the police station.
Watson And Holmes
York Adams Area
Players: Three
boys—Narrator, Sherlock Holmes, and Dr. Watson.
Setting: Two
sleeping bags are set out on the stage and the boys are “sleeping” on them.
You can add a campfire ring to show that it’s a camp setting.
Narrator:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a
a mug of hot chocolate, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some
hours later, Holmes awoke. We now join our favorite sleuth and his faithful
assistant…
Holmes
(nudging Watson): "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson (rubbing
eyes and looking up): I see millions and millions of stars.
Holmes: Good.
What does that tell you?
Watson (rubbing
chin as he ponders the question):
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What
does that tell you Holmes?
Holmes (starring
at his friend and shaking his head): Watson, it tells me that someone
has stolen our tent!