STUNTS
& APPLAUSES
Whaat
did the turkey say before he was roasted?
Wow, I’m stuffed.
Trapper Trails Council
1st Cub – What are those
holes in the trees?
2nd Cub – They’re knotholes.
1st Cub – Really? If
they’re not holes, what are they?
1st Cub – I crossed a
carrier pigeon with a woodpecker yesterday.
2nd Cub – Really, what did you get?
1st Cub – I don’t know, buy when it delivers a message, it
knocks.
Den Leader – What is the chemical
formula for water?
Cub – h, I, h, k, l, m, n, o.
Leader – May I ask what that is?
Cub – H to O.
Boy – (enters pet shop) Sir! I would like 25 cents worth of birdseed.
Man – 25 cents worth of birdseed? How
many birds do you have?
Boy – I don’t have any birds, I want to grow some.
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