STUNTS & APPLAUSES

APPLAUSES & CHEERS
Baltimore Area Council

Backwoods Applause: Pretend to slap at mosquitoes that are landing (and biting) all over your body.

Sleeping Under the Stars Applause: Make snoring sounds

Campfire Applause: Look around pretending to gather some wood and tinder. Begin building your fire. Light the fire by striking the match on your backside. As the fire starts say, “Crackle, Crackle, Crackle.”

Frog First Aid For Sprains: Rubbit, Rubbit, Rubbit

RUN-ONS
Baltimore Area Council

PROVERB: (by Den Leader) “As ye sow, so shall ye reap.”
TRANSLATION: (by Cubs in unison) “What you seed is what you get!”

Great Salt Lake Council

Cub 1:  What’s the worst thing about being an octopus? ?

Cub 2:   Beats me.  What’s that??

Cub 1: Washing your hands before dinner!

Cub 1: What kinds of scale do giants weigh themselves on?

Cub 2: Is it a big scale?

Cub 1: Yeah, it's a Richter Scale.

Cub 1: Can you telephone from a submarine?

Cub 2: Of course! Who can't tell a phone from a submarine

Cub 1: What did George Washington say to his men before they got in the boat?

Cub 2: Beats me. What?

Cub 1: Men, get in the boat

Cub 1: What do you get if you cross a Cub Scout and a giraffe?

Cub 2: What?

Cub 1:A boy everyone looks up to

Cub 1: What kind of ship never sinks?

Cub 2: Friendship!

JOKES & RIDDLES
Baltimore Area Council

What can move a tree but not a stone? (The wind)

What do you call a web that a spider just finished weaving? (A newly web)

Where is the ocean the deepest? (On the bottom)

What keeps a forest from being silent? (The bark of the trees)

Know who the kindest animal in the forest is? (A skunk, he ‘II give his scent to his worst enemy)

What happens when a skunk learns to fly? (He raises a stink)

What is the best way to start a fire with two sticks? (Make sure one of them is a match)