Run-Ons
Here are some Hallowee Run-ons / jokes, etc. that could be used
at your October meeting.
- Scout 1: What do zombies serve at tea?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Lady fingers.
- Scout 1: What is the one thing that can harm Super-Mummy?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Crypt-onite
- Scout 1: What do ghosts need before they can scare people?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: A Haunting license.
- Scout 1: Why did the Invisible Man forfeit the boxing match?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Because he was a no-show.
- Scout 1: Why did the mummy miss the party?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Because she was all wrapped up in her work.
- Scout 1: Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Because she wanted it engraved.
- Scout 1: How did the corpse get out of the coffin?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: It wormed its way free.
- Scout 1: What position did the ghost play in the baseball
game?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Fright Field
- Scout 1: Why was the archaelogist crying?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Because he wanted his Mummy?
- Scout 1: What kind of a ship does a vampire sail?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: A blood vessel.
- Scout 1: What do you call a magic competition among witches?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: A spelling bee.
- Scout 1: What has fur, howls at the moon, and is easy to clean?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: A Wash-and-werwolf.
- Scout 1: Who do monsters buy their cookies from?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: The Ghoul Scouts.
- Scout 1: Why aren't ghosts allowed in beauty parlors?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Because they're too hair-raising.
- Scout 1: Where do monsters go swimming?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: In Lake Eerie.
- Scout 1: What did the ghost's mother say to her son on Halloween
night?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: You be scareful out there tonight.
- Scout 1: Why couldn't Frankenstein dance?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: He had two left feet.
- Scout 1: What did the ghouls eat at the barbecue?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: Handburgers and hot dogs.
- Scout 1: What do grave robbers wear in the rain?
- Scout 2: I don't know.
- Scout 1: ghoul-oshes.
Regards,
Peter Van Houten <peterva@solar.vnd.tek.com>
Knights of the Round Table Run-Ons
Boy 1 Where do knights go to grab a bight to eat?
Boy 2 I don't know. Where do knights go to grab a bite to eat?
Boy 3 To an all - knight diner!
Boy 1 Why did every castle have a bank with an automatic teller?
Boy 2 For making knight deposits, I suppose.
Boy 1 What did King Arthur listen to every evening at six?
Boy 2 Gee, I don't know. What did King Arthur listen to every
evening?
Boy 1 The knightly news.
Boy 1 Why did Robin hood rob only the rich?
Boy 2 Because the poor had no money?
Boy 1 What do you call it when all the knights traded horses?
Boy 2 I don't know.
Boy 1 The knight shift!
Two Leaders run across the stage passing a dollar bill. The Cubmaster
asks, "what you guys doing." We say, "passing the
buck."
Contributed by: Len Thorpe, Grand Canyon Council
1st person: Walks across stage with the word OUT on a piece of
paper taped to a coat hanger.
2nd person: Asks, "what are you doing."
1st person: Says, "hanging out!."
Variation:
1st person: Walks across stage with the word OUT 2 on a piece
of paper taped to a coat hanger.
2nd person: Asks, "what are you doing now."
1st person: Says, "hanging out! too."
Contributed by: Len Thorpe, Grand Canyon Council
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