STUNTS AND CHEERS

Applause & Cheers
Circle 10 Council

Scouting for Food - "Pretend to collect Scouting for Food bags that get heavier and heavier with each bag collected until you finally collapse under weight."
Good Citizen: "Give yourself a pat on the back."
Constitution: "We the people."
Abraham Lincoln: "That was great, honest!"
George Washington: "That was great.  I can not tell a lie."
Turkey: Say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble", then rub stomach and say, "YUM!"

Jokes
Circle 10 Council

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pioneer.
Pioneer, who?
When you have a pioneer in your ear it is hard to hear.

When was the Boston Tea Party?
I don't know I wasn't invited.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.

1.  Did you know it is impossible to send mail to Washington now.
2. No, why?
1.  Because he's dead.  But you can send mail to Lincoln.
2.  How come?  He's dead too.
1. I know, but he left his Gettysburg Address.

Run-On
Great Sauk Council

What are you doing:
Writing a letter to my little brother.
Why are you writing so slowly?
Because my little brother can't read very fast.