Volume 5 Issue 10
May 1999

STUNTS AND CHEERS

Stopped Watch
Greater St. Louis Area Council

#1: My watch stopped.
#2: What happened?
#1: I was putting on insect repellant when it stopped suddenly.
#2: That's the problem. The insect repellant killed the ticks.

Earl Bateman sent the following cheers.

Bouncing Ball

Using a golf ball (preferably) Have the group yell 'Pow' every time the ball hits the floor when dropped initially from an outstretched hand above the head, or thrown up.

Bird Watcher Cheer

Stand. Tuck hands under armpits, flap 3 times while doing the sound of your favorite bird.

Mosquito

Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z

(Trace flight of mosquito with finger) Clap hands once for the swat saying 'Gotcha'.

Rain clap

Everyone starts by tapping their right thumbs on the palms of their left hands to represent the first few drops of rain. Then use two fingers, three fingers, four, five and the palms of hands. Increase volume of clapping from soft to loud. Then in reverse sequence back to thumbs on palms, as the rain passes.

Rain clap

Everyone starts by tapping their right thumbs on the palms of their left hands to represent the first few drops of rain. Then use two fingers, three fingers, four, five and the palms of hands. Increase volume of clapping from soft to loud. Then in reverse sequence back to thumbs on palms, as the rain passes.

Fred from Atlanta sent this, and we thought they would make perfect run-ons. These could be set up with a narrator and a Cub Scout walking across the stage with a hand-lettered sign.

"Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs"

In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."

On a Front Door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission"

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."

On a Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."

At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash condition."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"

In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here."

On a desk in a Reception Room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"

On the side of a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." (Burglars please copy.)

Also on a Garbage Truck: "Double Your Rubbish Back if Not Satisfied."

On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

In a Seafood Restaurant window: "We Serve Shrimps and Crabs - We Also Serve Tall People and Nice People."

Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a minuet."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

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