STUNTS AND CHEERS
Quapaw Area Council
Rainstorm #1: Start by gently
patting knees alternately to simulate light rain. Increase the noise
by switching to hand clapping as the storm reaches it height. With a
hand signal, have everyone shout, "boom!" to represent
thunder. Gradually decrease the hand clapping and then pat the knees
as the storm subsides.
Rainstorm #2: Start by tapping palm with one
finger, then go to two fingers, then three fingers, then four
fingers, clap for thunder once or twice, then back to four fingers
and decrease gradually to one finger.
Man crawls onstage, cries, "Water, water!"
Second fellow comes running with a glass of water. First man thanks
him, takes glass of water, pulls out a comb, and proceeds to comb
Cub 1: Enters with pine branch and poles
CM: What are you doing?
Cub 1: I'm
Cub 1: Enters with stump and sits
Cub 2: What are you doing:
Cub 1: I don't
know, I'm stumped.
My favorite librarian, Judy, sent me
The first one I dedicate to my cyber-friend
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked
them to disperse. "But why?," they asked, as they moved
off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts
boasting in an open foyer."
. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal."
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon
receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she
also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are
twins - if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."