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Gulf Coast Council

Scout 1 (picking up phone): "You don't say…You don't say…You don't say…"
Scout 2: Who was that?
Scout 1: I don't know. He didn't say.

Scout 1: I have been seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Scout 2: Have you seen the doctor?
Scout 1: No, just spots.

Scout FortuneTeller: That will be $20. for two questions.
Customer: Isn't that a lot of money for two questions?
Scout FortuneTeller: Yes, it is. Now what is your second question?

Scout 1: Why didn't you wait to see the second act of the play?
Scout 2: Didn't have time. The program said it took place a year later.


Feel the Pain

The Leader has a 'volunteer' who is going around the room, touching the wall. "Do you feel it?" the Leader asks. "No" replied the volunteer. Repeatedly, the leaders asks and get the same answer. The volunteer comes to the window. "Do you feel it now?" "Yes, " says the volunteer (Perhaps he howls suddenly to make this more dramatic.) "What did you feel?" "I felt the pane."

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