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STUNTS AND TRICKS

Jokes

Courtesy of Greenwich Cub Scouts ...

Why do elephants paint their toenails red ?
So they can't be seen when they hide in cherry trees.

Why do elephants paint their ears yellow ?
So they can't be seen when they go swimming in the custard.

How do you know you have had elephants in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter.

How do you get two elephants in a pickup truck ?
One in the cab, one in the back.

How do you get two mice in a pickup truck ?
You can't ... it's full up with the elephants.

How do elephants keep in touch over long distances ?
They make trunk calls.

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