On The Most Wanted
The Israeli police were looking for a man named Joseph, wanted for looting in the port city of Haifa. The suspect was described as the son of a Barcelona ex-nun and a German father. He was a former flutist, and he worked occasionally as a farmer. In short, he was "A Haifa-lootin', flutin' Teuton, son of a nun from Barcelona, part-time plowboy Joe.
I used this skit a few months back. It was sent to me again and I think it works well with this theme. Thanks, Mike.
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping
and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking
up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
Crime Doesn't Pay
(Driver pretends to be driving the bus and pulls up
to the first stop. Opens the door.)
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