What did the light bulb say to the generator?
"I really get a charge out of you!"

How do you pick out a dead battery from a pile of good ones?
It's got no spark!

A man with a hearing problem walked into a powerplant for a tour. He arrived late and had to join the rest of the group already on the tour. The man was reviewing what he had just told the group. He told the group that they wouldn't move on until they answered this one question: "What is the unit of power equal to one joule per second called?" The man with the hearing problem hadn't heard the question very well, so he raised his hand and asked "What?"

Why do transformers hum?
They don't know the words.

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
"I love you watts and watts!"

Why was the free electron so sad?
It had nothing to be positive about!

Why did the lights go out?
Because they liked each other!

Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, "Oh, no I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."

Run - Ons
Heart of America Council

Cub 1: (Wearing headband with feather) "Bring in 10 scalps, kill 5 buffalo bare-handed and go into the desert without water for a moon. Then I will pronounce you Big Brave."
Cub 2: What do I do to get pronounced Little Brave.

Knock, knocks
Heart of America Council

Knock, knock
Who's there
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door.

Den Yells
Heart of America Council

Chase 'em down the alley,
Run 'em down the street
Den ____ can't be beat.
We're not like the rest
There's only one best.
Den ___ , Den ___ ,
Put us to the test.

Jokes
Trapper Trails Council

Cub picks up ringing telephone, and says, "You don't say, you don't say. you don't say. "
Who was that?
I don't know. He didn't say.

I've been seeing spots before my eyes
Have you seen a doctor?
No, just spots.

Man points to sky, "Is that the sun or the moon up there?"
I dunno, I'm a stranger here too.

Boy, those are loud socks!
I know - they keep my feet from falling asleep!

Cub #1: How do you keep a turkey in suspense.
Cub #2: I don't know, how?
Cub #1: I'll tell you tomorrow.

Applause
Trapper Trails Council

Locomotive: Begin by slapping your left arm slowly with your right hand. Gradually increase the speed, working down over the left palm to the end of the fingers. Then place your right hand over your eyes as if peering into the distance. Imitate a train whistle, "Whoo-whoo, whoo".

Turkey Applause: Say, "Gobble, gobble, Gobble", then rub your stomach saying, "Yum, yum."